Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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