: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
This is the high leading the old right now
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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