It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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