I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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