His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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