maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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