okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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