i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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