Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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