That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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