That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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