Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Everclear isn't food dammit
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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