Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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