Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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