When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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