I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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