I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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