Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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