he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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