Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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