my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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