I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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