I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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