Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not ubering you a puppy
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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