You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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