Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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