Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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