yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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