But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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