I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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