dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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