North Korea, Best Korea!
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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