Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Fuck appropriateness.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
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