Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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