I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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