So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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