you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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