He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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