Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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