Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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