Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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