I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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