Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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