TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Help me help you realize you are a moron
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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