Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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