Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
