is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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