He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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