his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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