You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i black out too much to be "responsible"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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