Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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