He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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