Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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