So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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