all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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