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I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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